Meet Your 2011 INDYCAR Sponsors…

Penske announced this week that AAA (or a division of it) will be an associate sponsor of Helio’s car in Long Beach for 2011. Which got me thinking… wouldn’t it make more sense for a company of that nature to sponsor, say, Sato’s car? I’m just sayin.’

So the wheels started spinning and after much deliberation, I’ve gone ahead and solved all 2011 sponsorship issues. Below are my suggestions for both a sponsor and a promo angle. You’re welcome.

Dan Wheldon
Crest Whitening Strips: “Pass on the high side and don’t look directly at the grill.”

Sarah Fisher
Butler University: “Teaching good business decisions. Period.”

Will Power
Your local gambling bookie: “Making a fortune on your early 2010 predictions.”
Associate sponsor: Foster’s beer

Scott Dixon
Yamaha recording equipment: “Recording just one post-race interview should cover the season.”
Associate sponsor: @MilliVanilli (“Getting someone else to tweet for you”)

Marco Andretti
Paris Hilton’s perfume: “We’re guessing he’s already got it on.”
Associate sponsor: Conjure Cognac by Ludacris

Ryan Briscoe
The Grinch Who Stole Christmas: “Screw holiday spirit & new sponsors. Who can we steal from?”
Associate sponsor: No Child Left Behind Act

Justin Wilson
Jimmy John’s Gourmet Sandwiches: “Because Justin Wilson is awesome. And let’s face it… so is Jimmy John’s.”

Dario Franchitti
Country Music Awards: *banjo riff* “We know where all of Dario’s fans come from.”

Milka Duno
EpicFail.com: “Yellow for debris? It’s probably Milka’s last shred of talent.”
Associate sponsor: Molasses, turtles, slow cookers, PCs…

Ed Carpenter
(the return of) Fuzzy’s Vodka: “The perfect drink for full-time ride searching and celebrating. Now drink more.”

Ryan Hunter-Reay
Super Glue: “Unlike EVERY other sponsor, we’re stickin’ around.”

Alex Tagliani
Canada: “Supporting our ONE full-time driver.”
Associate sponsors: Fanimation, Fast Times Indoor Karting

Tomas Scheckter
ASPCA (Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals): “Loving animals. Overlooking the shooting of rodents in kitchen with a shotgun.”
Associate sponsor: The NRA

Hideki Mutoh
Match.com: “If you don’t find an American girlfriend during the 2011 season, we’ll give you six months free.”

Helio Castroneves
H&R Block: “Getting your taxes done… RIGHT.”
Associate sponsor: Hugo Boss

Paul Tracy
Dual sponsorship – NYSE & Weather.com: “Totally unpredictable.”
Associate sponsor: Top Gear (Might as well come out with it, PT…)

Vitor Meira
A.J. Foyt himself: “Because I can.”

Alex Lloyd
Publishers of self-help book, “Dealing with an Unreasonable Partner”
“When you can’t count on your partner, count on yourself. And win ROTY while you’re at it.”

Danica Patrick
Walmart: “Might as well start marketing to NASCAR fans now.”
Associate sponsor: National Mobile Home Association

Graham Rahal
Katie Osborne: “98.2% of Graham’s tweets are about me. This is an equal opportunity relationship.”
Associate sponsor: Panera Bread

Mike Conway
Scary Halloween movies: “90% terrifying, 10% entertaining… then, unfortunately, gone ‘til next year.”
Associate sponsor: Corey Ashenfelter (@its_meatball)

Mario Moraes
Hatworld/LIDS: “If you can’t go around it, get on top.”
Associate sponsor: Stern Pinball Machines

Simona de Silvestro
Ice cream: “Everyone loves ice cream. Everyone loves Simona. BAM.”
Associate sponsors: Everyone who is currently sponsoring Danica.

EJ Viso
GapKids: “If the pants fit…”
(Editor’s note: “Hi… pot? This is kettle. You’re black.”)

Jay Howard
Depends Adult Diapers: “Tweeting about sharting = Depends.”

Tony Kanaan
Any of 7-11’s competition: “Show 7-11 how effing dumb they are. Buy stuff from us.”
Associate sponsor: The Indiana State Fair

Rafael Matos
Saltine Crackers: “Nice to have around but not all that spicy.”
Associate sponsor: Brazilian waxing

Other suggestions are welcome for 2012. Share yours below.

MORE THAN A “SUITE” EXPERIENCE: Calendar contest gives fans a chance to win big at the Indy 500

Fans of the IZOD IndyCar Series will have the chance to win a pair of suite tickets to the Centennial-Era Indianapolis 500 by purchasing a 2011 IZOD IndyCar calendar.

Since launching the new calendar in October, United Medical Providers (UMP, Inc.) has seen a great response to this limited-quantity product. Proceeds from the calendar sales benefit both Sam Schmidt Paralysis Foundation (SSPF) and Racing for Kids (RFK).

There are currently only 1,500 calendars remaining for sale online. In an effort to give an end-of-year donation to both SSPF and RFK, UMP will host a contest during the month of December. If the goal of 1,500 is met, UMP will give away a pair of suite tickets to the Greatest Spectacle in Racing. The experience includes an air-conditioned suite with complimentary food and beverage, as well as a great view of the race.

UMP will offer several other prizes as well, including Carb Day suite tickets and possibly dinner with an IndyCar driver. To be entered in the drawing, fans simply need to have purchased an IZOD IndyCar calendar anytime from October 1 – December 31, 2010. The grand-prize drawing will take place during the first week of January, 2011.

The 2011 IZOD IndyCar calendar can be purchased online at www.umponline.com/calendar. It showcases some of the hottest cars and stars of the series, including Will Power, Tony Kanaan, Helio Castroneves, Danica Patrick and more. The calendar also features a race-day action spread and a special Indianapolis Motor Speedway centennial-era celebration in the month of May. In addition, it includes valuable coupons for discounts on IMS merchandise and IZOD apparel, as well as a showcase of photos submitted by IZOD IndyCar fans.

ORDER HERE: www.umponline.com/calendar

There are two things certain in life: Death and Silly Season

Loretta Young once said, “A charming woman is a busy woman.” Therefore it only makes sense that the race gIRL, being charmingly inappropriate, should be inappropriately busy. And so I have been.

I got back on Monday from Vegas. Bernard told me that if I didn’t get the Vegas deal wrapped up quickly, I’d lose my place next to the IZOD Trophy Girl on the Centennial Tour, which – let’s face it – would be heartbreaking. So I told Chevy that they’d have to wait until I got back from Vegas to make the big announcement. Which then pushed Fiat’s fiasco back and those Italians are not easy to please. And it came to a head today, when I said, “You’ll all have to wait. Justin Wilson has an announcement. “ So in the midst of the chaos, I had no choice but to turn to the one man who truly knows how to handle the fame… the Flying Cocksman.

“Mr. Cocksman,” I said.
“Please,” he responded, “Call me Al.”
“Al?”
“Yes. Then I can call you Betty.”
“Deal. Can we talk? I don’t know how to handle the pressure.”
“I’ll show you pressure.”
“Focus. I need help.”
“You’ve come to the right place,” he told me. “Step into my office.”

So I carried him into Dario’s living room. What followed was a conversation that I dare never repeat. It contained more ‘That’s what she said’ moments than should be legal in Nevada. No matter. I learned the one important lesson: It’s Silly Season 2010. Embrace the madness.

God, I missed you guys. Has there ever been a silly season that started with such a bang? And I do love a good bang. (I shake my fist at you, Flying Cocksman). Did you ever think that THIS would be the launch into 2011? That TK and Wheldon would be considering the Nationwide Truck Series? That 7-11 would make the worst decision since Milka said ‘I want to seet in dee race caa?’ That Rahal would be finalizing a deal with Ganassi while FAZZT was eying a second car? That Danica would tweet only about herself? Oh wait. We knew that one.

Nevertheless, the craziness is upon us and it’s only gonna get better. You’ve got 135 days to celebrate the chaos. I recommend that you grab a beer – preferably Leinenkugel’s, to celebrate the return of the Milwaukee Mile with my Wisconsin brethren and well, it’s just damn good beer. So raise that bottle, rip off your clothes and yell, “It’s Silly Season, BABY!” Cuz when that green flag drops, I expect you to be READY.

Note: If you actually went ahead and did what I recommended, please tweet about it so the whole world knows that you’re a die-hard. Plus, I’ll think you’re pretty swell. Happy Silly Season!

All the cool kids are DOING IT…

THE 2011 IZOD INDYCAR OFFICIAL WALL CALENDAR NOW AVAILABLE

On behalf of the Sam Schmidt Paralysis Foundation (SSPF) and Racing for Kids (RFK), United Medical Providers is pleased to announce the availability of the 2011 IZOD IndyCar official wall calendar.

CLICK HERE to order!

United Medical Providers (UMP, Inc.), a long-time sponsor of the Sam Schmidt Paralysis Foundation, and new sponsor of Racing for Kids, has produced a twelve-month, 12” x 9” (12″ x 18″ open) photographic wall calendar with proceeds from the sale of the calendar benefiting both SSPF and RFK.

The 2011 IZOD IndyCar calendar is sure to excite race fans every day of the year by showcasing some of the hottest cars and stars, including:

•    Will Power
•    Justin Wilson
•    Marco Andretti
•    Simona de Silvestro
•    Scott Dixon
•    Tony Kanaan
•    Helio Castroneves
•    Ryan Hunter-Reay
•    Danica Patrick
•    Alex Lloyd

The calendar also features a race-day action spread and a special Indianapolis Motor Speedway centennial-era celebration in the month of May. In addition, it includes valuable coupons for discounts on IMS merchandise and IZOD apparel, as well as a showcase of photos submitted by IZOD IndyCar fans.

About The Sam Schmidt Paralysis Foundation
The Sam Schmidt Paralysis Foundation (SSPF) was started in 2000 by Indy Racing League driver Sam Schmidt shortly after a practice-run crash left him paralyzed from the chest down.  SSPF is leading the charge to cure paralysis by funding scientific research, medical treatment, rehabilitation and technological advances, benefiting stroke victims and people diagnosed with ALS, Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s diseases.  In addition to initiating local and national advocacy efforts on behalf of those disabled, SSPF funds various quality of life grants to organizations, provides college scholarships for people with spinal cord injuries/paralysis, and funds the national Day at the Races program.  Ida Cahill, President, is a member of the Spinal Cord Leaders Council.

Sam Schmidt was recently recognized by the Christopher & Dana Reeve Foundation with the 2008 Visionary Leader Award, because of his dedication and commitment to funding research and bettering the lives of those who are paralyzed.  For more information, visit www.samschmidt.org.

About Racing For Kids
Founded in Detroit in 1989, Racing For Kids (RFK) is designed to use the increasing popularity of motorsports to focus public attention and funding on the health care needs of children.

The hospital visits form the heart of the program. RFK drivers visit children in Children’s Hospitals wherever they race. They spend time with each sick youngster answering questions about their sport, posing for pictures, signing autographs and handing out the distinctive RFK hats, coloring books and assorted memorabilia provide by our sponsors.

RFK representatives have visited with more than 20,000 young patients in nearly 400 hospitals in the United States, Canada, Mexico, Japan, and Australia. In addition, nearly $5 million has been raised through donations and specific fund raising events for children’s hospitals and child health institutions and causes across the country. For more information, visit www.racingforkids.org.

Cafe do Brasil Indy 300

I have a friend who used to say I always had his attention when I started stories with, “So I was in the shower the other day…”

As such, I’ve decided to start all future posts that way. Alright, maybe not. That’s just utter exploitation and the race gIRL does not condone such things.

So I was having a pillow fight with a girlfriend the other day. And we were discussing the fact that… wait, are you even listening? If your mind started to wander just then, there’s only one thing to bring you back…

What… in the name of Zeus’ manparts… IS that? What’s with this series and its phallic-shaped obsessions? I think with the demise of the Delta Wang, we had a hole to fill. (See what I did there?) So in comes the God of Speed on his (18th century) unicycle to bring victory to all the land. Or… one person in the land. Now hold up, all ye “art” supporters. I’m not bashing the originality or the concept. I actually think, overall, it looks rather… mighty. But can someone – anyone – explain why there’s a triumphant kickstand on this gentleman? What does it symbolize? Why is it erect? What the hell is he reaching for? These are the hard-core questions that we, as fans, need to know. Or maybe it’s just me.

And I won’t even touch the fact that he appears to be bald, yet with long, flowing locks in the back. If scary-ass trophy dude wants to rock a mullet, who are we to judge?

Let’s talk about who’s going to take home this glorious gem, shall we? I have no choice but to go with Will Power for the win this weekend. He deserves it and you know it. Sure, Dario deserves it too… just less. And let’s be honest – no one wants to see that. So I’ll go with Franchitti for second and – ahh, what the hell – TK for P3.

Before I go, let’s make one thing clear. A green-to-checkered race without yellows is not wonderful. Can someone relay that message to the field before the race? Wait. KV is still running? Nevermind then. We’re all set.

I’m just kidding, Mr. Kalkhoven. Enjoy the race.

Indy Japan 300

As much as I’d like to be headed to Japan right now, I’m not sure how well I’d fit in there. No, I don’t mind eating on the floor and yes, I prefer my massages to have a happy ending. However, my language is limited to “Toyota,” “sushi” and “everybody Wang Chung tonight.” And I don’t think that would get me anywhere near the racetrack. So Versus coverage it is.

It’s probably better that I stay here anyway, to continue my Milwaukee Mile celebration. I haven’t stopped drinking since last Friday. I’m tipsy and my liver is doing the running man but hey, that’s how we do it in Wisconsin. Cheers.

I’m really not sure whose bright idea it was to have an all-road-course schedule leading up to the 500, with Brazil immediately preceding, but survey says… FAIL. Not that the snooze-fest in Kansas was a great lead-in this year, but Brazil is ballsy. And while I’m excited about the double-header in Texas, part of me thinks that dividing the points and calling it two races makes more work than sense. We shall see. And I heard a rumor today that there’s talk of a Saturday-road-course-Sunday-oval season finale in Las Vegas. I dare you to mention that to a crew member and see the look of horror at the mere thought of flipping that setup overnight. Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, I do enjoy the schedule and look forward to a splendid 2011.

Let’s finish 2010 first though, hmmm? It was about this time last year that Mario Moraes went from pinball to professional. I was impressed. But if you think that means I’m going to pick him this week, you’ve thought wrong. KV is on the fast track to purchasing the entire Dallara plant and I wouldn’t bet on those odds even if Roger Penske was writing the check. I’ve seen the crash count, but lost track of how many times I’ve been present to witness this: BAM. Shit. KV? Yep. Shocking.

Huge congratulations to Ed Carpenter for an amazing weekend in Kentucky. Can’t imagine a single fan in the stands who was rooting against the Fuzzy’s car in that race. By the way, I don’t know what the crap happened with the Firestone Tire-iffic voting, but I understand. Helio definitely deserved to win over Carpenter. And Kanaan’s drive from last to fourth wasn’t anything to write home about. Plus, Penske can really use the extra $10,000. FACEPALM.

On to the picks. Not gonna lie… I’m stumped this week. On one hand, you’ve got your top five in points – all Penske and Ganassi. Power seems like an obvious choice but his fuel debacle in Chicago and eight-place finish in Kentucky tell me otherwise. Then you’ve got Helio who won on a fuel strategy over the Vision/Panther brigade, which – despite my picks – I honestly didn’t expect THAT would happen. Dixon won at Motegi last year but hasn’t shown up on the last two ovals. I’d like to see an Andretti Autosport victory but sweet Jebediah, don’t let it be Nascar’s own Danica Patrick. So you see the pickle I’m in.

Here we go: Franchitti, Briscoe and a surprise performance by Hideki Mutoh. Done. Now please excuse me whilst I brush up on my Japanese. “California roll, edamame, shrimp tempura…”

Kentucky Indy 300

Last year, this race was called the Meijer Indy 300. So either their marketing team didn’t see Marco’s commanding performance last weekend, or we’re not doing our job as fans and buying more random homegoods. We’ll wait while you go out and get some stuff. I recommend a new recliner, a bird feeder and a package of brats. And if you’re feeling really saucy, one of those fountains of a kid peeing. Go.

We’ve found ourselves smack in the middle of Ovalville and I likey. Chicagoland Speedway – as always – put on a hell of a show. Which is why it makes sense to take it off the schedule completely. See this cake, fat kid? It’s delicious. You can’t have it. I completely understand. In marketing, history shows that not giving people what they want is the key to success. FAIL.

Here’s my dilemma for this week’s picks: I can’t decide whether to follow my head or my heart. Since it’s the 200th race of the IndyCar Series, it’s okay to get all nostalgic and smooshy, right? So my heart says this…

First pick is Kanaan. He has a strong record here, including a pole/victory in 2007 and a podium finish (3rd) last year. He’s been strong on the ovals this year – with a win in Iowa – and seems to be getting back into his old groove, despite the fact that his bitter-meter is just about topping out. TK is a fan favorite, and to hear him say that he didn’t enjoy racing in Chicago was a tough pill to swallow. But then again, he has to work with Danica. You do the math.

Second pick: Ed Carpenter. Raise your hand if you want to see Ed on the podium this weekend. If you didn’t raise your hand, we can’t be friends anymore. Carpenter finished second last year at Kentucky. And it wasn’t your average second-place finish. He and Briscoe BATTLED IT OUT til the checkered flag dropped. In fact, I’m pretty sure if you look up “barn burner” in the dictionary, there’s an image of the photo finish. Maybe.

Finally, my third pick goes to Alex Lloyd. I haven’t picked him yet this year, but until now, it didn’t make much sense. He’s been strong, but not a contender… until now. Despite a series of incidents throughout the race at Chicagoland, Lloyd looked strong and confident in his car. I think this season, his problem has been in securing a good qualifying position. If he can do that in Kentucky (which could be foiled if the rain comes and they grid according to points), I’m expecting great things.

So that’s what my heart says. My head says Power, Briscoe, Castroneves. You make the call.

Peak Antifreeze & Motor Oil 300

[Deep, movie-announcer dude voice]

In a world where Will Power is unstoppable… where the mere sight of the IZOD Trophy Girl makes men inexplicably retarded… where KV Technology can rebuild a car faster than you can say, “Brian Barnhart must be sleeping with someone at Dallara”… where you could bet your kids’ college tuition that Milka would finish last…

Until now…

Just when you thought nothing could possibly be slower than the 18, along came…

Frankenstein Dracula. Frangelico Dramamine. What the hell is that guys name? Ahem. Francisco Dracone. HOLY BALLS.

Now I’m all for trying new things. Hell, Wheldon decided he might try a new, inverted maneuver to shake things up a bit in Sonoma. But Dracone brought a whole new meaning to the words “shit show.” At which point, Conquest did the right thing and brought in a new driver. This is the point in the show when I would normally draw an obvious comparison between Dracone’s fate and Milka’s, but you’re a big kid. You can do it. I saw a tweet this week saying that making fun of Milka is no longer funny. To which I say… FALSE.

And so we welcome Scheckter back to the festivities. T-Scheck, orange is not your color, but I’ll take it. Honestly can’t say I saw that coming, but it can only mean one thing – silly season is right around the corner. Insert weird clown-car horn.

It took all of one lap here at Chicagoland for me to remember why I’m an oval girl. Crank up the hurdy gurdy cuz we got four ovals to end the season – two under the lights, no less. Christmas has come early, kiddies.

For my first pick, I’ll take Ryan Briscoe. The defending champ was fastest in the first practice and he’s got a pretty stellar track record on the ovals.

And now for a little déjà vu. I’m feeling strongly about the Andretti Autosport squad again this week. The AA cars ran P4 (#26), P5 (#7), P6 (#37) and P7 (#11) in the first practice. I can’t bet against that. However, I have a feeling that Marco is going to get too anxious too soon, so my second pick is Ryan Hunter-Reay.

Finally, my dark horse pick this week is E.J. Viso. I had several in mind but the tiny stallion ran eighth in practice and let’s not forget that he finished third at the last oval (Iowa).

I leave you with a friendly race gIRL public service announcement: Did you know that “epic FAIL” has a sound? It does. It sounds just like the NASCAR Truck Series. My ears are bleeding. Hide your wives and children. You’re welcome.

See you under the lights!

Indy Grand Prix of Sonoma

If ever there was a moment to need a glass of wine – or seventeen – this is it. Perhaps then I could begin to accept the memories of what I learned in Mid-Ohio:

1.    It is a possibility that during practice, Ryan Briscoe forgot just how tall Justin Wilson is. But I will never forget the sight of JW rising slowly – all Frankensteiny – out of his car to tower over Briscoe as if to say, “Um, what was that? I couldn’t hear you all the way up here.”
2.    Mid-Ohio dudes: Under no circumstances are cutoff jeans and a half t-shirt acceptable as attire. This is not debatable.
3.    Screens are a necessity at any non-oval track. Contrary to popular belief, even people like God and Roger Penske don’t have the ability to see every angle on the track. And even the temporary street courses have grasped this concept. But not Mid-Ohio. It’s more of an “everyone scrunch together around the one tiny screen” mentality. Precious.
4.    As part of KV’s effort to break the all-time record for wall stuffs and general car part replacement, it was no surprise that Sato cruised off track in the esses. But it’s only in seeing the replay from Dixon’s on-board camera that you realize just how effing hilarious that maneuver was.
5.    Mid-Ohio parents: If your children are large enough to carry thirteen hot dogs by nestling them against their fat rolls, you might want to consider setting some limits.
6.    Being at the races is just not the same without my partner-in-crime. Who else am I supposed to point out the violations mentioned in #2 to and then curl up in bed with at night to slather ourselves with a ginormous piece of carrot cake? I’m JUST sayin.’
7.    Some tracks have people walking around yelling stuff like, “Beer!” and “Peanuts!” Mid-Ohio has dudes on golf carts selling Dominos Pizza. Mid-Ohio FTW.
8.    Justin Wilson would be having a fabulous season if his luck would stop getting in the way.
9.    Milka Duno would be having a fabulous season if her driving would stop getting in the way.
10.    I don’t even remember who won the race, (I’m kidding, Franchitti. Simmer.) but I know I woke up that morning and said, “Boy, it’s been a long time since Penske or Ganassi won. I hope THAT happens today.” Sigh.

One can only hope that Sonoma offers such great life lessons. We shall see. If not, plan B is double-fisting the wine. You know, six in one hand… Here are my picks:

First, I’ll take Franchitti. He won here in 2009 and was fastest in the first practice today. If there’s anyone to beat the almighty William Power (throwing arms in the air), I guess it will have to be Mr. Judd.

For picks two and three, I have a good feeling about Andretti Autosport this weekend. Not Danica… oops, I mean, “NASCAR’s own, Danica.” Barf. I’ll take TK for my second pick. Despite only running a few laps in the first practice, he looked solid.

Andretti or RHR? Hmmmmm. It’s like a hot boy conundrum. I’ll take Andretti for my third pick. You know when you go to your buddy’s house and his wife says, “I like the Detroit Lions cuz their uniforms are pretty?” And then you tell her that the Lions were 0-16 two seasons ago, but that means nothing to her? You’d think I have a point here, wouldn’t you? I don’t. I’m just excited for football season.

So I raise my wine glass(es) from Infineon Raceway, a track ranking extremely high on the list of “gorgeous facilities,” which Pressdog will tell you can only mean that the racing will be good. Here’s to a great race, good friendship throughout the IndyCar nation and the realization that after this race we are finally… finally… back to ovals. FINALLY. Cheers…

2011 IZOD IndyCar Calendar: Featuring… YOU

Every once in awhile, an opportunity comes along that is so ridiculously cool that you have to sit back, let it sink in and then throw your hands in the air and do a little dance of joy.

I present to you… that moment.

I have the tremendous privilege of working on the 2011 IZOD IndyCar calendar. This is the third year that the calendar, produced by United Medical Providers, will be available. Once printed, the calendars will be available online, in the trackside gift shops at each race and possibly where IZOD merchandise is sold. Even more exciting is that proceeds from the sales will benefit the Sam Schmidt Paralysis Foundation and Racing for Kids!

Everything’s coming together on a grand scale and I absolutely can’t wait for you guys to see it. But even cooler than what we’re putting together is how YOU can be part of it!

We started gathering some images of cars, drivers and special moments. While our collection is great, we realized that you – the fans – probably have a ton of great photos in your own collections. And poof! We came up with the idea of a fan-generated photo section in the 2011 calendar! If you want to participate, here are the rules:

1.    Send in your photos! We’re looking for cars, drivers, action, fans, moments, memories, etc.
2.    There’s a limit of two photos per fan, so pick your absolute best and email them to IndyCarCalendar@yahoo.com.
3.    All photos must be received by Friday, August 20, 2010.
4.    Our team of designers and a few other important peeps will choose some of our favorites. The winners will appear in the calendar.
5.    By sending your photos, you’re giving us consent to use your photo in the 2011 IZOD IndyCar calendar.
6.    Stay classy, people. Save your Carb Day drunken adventure shots for the inside of the toolbox in your garage.

On behalf of our entire team, thanks for your participation. We can’t wait to see your photos. What are you waiting for? Green, green, green!